After numerous senti blogs, getting back to my "natural" stuff. Inspired by the daily one hour postprandial PJ session at RD each night; taking liberty to assume myself to be one amongst the greatest PJ'ers;, here is what I can "manufacture" to be written immediately :
What is this?
a question mark...
What sucks the most?
tongue...
To "fall" in love (From an old movie): Chalo dildaar chalo, chaand ke paar chalo...
and I say moon's acceleration due to gravity is one-sixth of earth... you would "fall" with lesser velocity and it's better on earth...
You are sitting in a room with a pretty girl with no one in the house...
and you say : Kyaa aap mere saath coffee peene chalengi?
You tell a married girl that she is looking beautiful...
and you are making her April Fool...
It says : Shoot for the moon and you will atleast land up among the stars!
and I say : Why should I be disposed, I am not a nuclear waste!
A hotel room has glass doors... a couple is staying up in the night...
and you watch through the keyhole!
A dwarf wants to suicide...
and he jumps from the sidewalk on to the road...
You tell me to show a woman who can drive well...
and I show you a crooked No Parking board...
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