he : oye?
me : .......
he : pichhle 36 minute se dekh raha hoon, kya soch kar chawanni muskaan diye jaa rahe ho?
me : chup be! la remote la, ghatiyaa channel hai ye!
he : *** ke baare mein soch rahe the na?
me : dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai tera! dekh khaana ban gaya ki nahin.
he : ho gaya hai tujhe...
me : karoge bakwaas? sab kuchh to bata rakha hai tumhen uske baare mein, phir kaise aisa soch sakte ho? paagal ho gaye ho tum...
he : wo sab mat sikhaao. tum to gaye!!
me : hadd ho yaar! sab pata hai phir bhi liye jaa rahe ho!
he : ek hafte se kah rahe ho padhaai band hai, office jaldi jaate ho late se aate ho, yahaan se dinner ke turant baad kat lete ho... tum to gaye!!
me : hadd badtameez ho! phokat mein sar khaa rahe ho! badlo channel phataak se.
he : meri salaah maano. doosri naukri dhoondh lo, bekaar mein wahaan...
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Who is this girl..... ssale kuchh bataate nahin ho kabhi..... Any1 who I know ?
Aise hi BC hai... tension mat le... :)
oye! hero kon hai be? waise mera dimag agar kaam karta hai tho thoda thoda samajh mai aa raha hai.....waise go ahead..tell her....she will accept...
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